Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
is anyone really happy with their nose
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post