not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.