it’s 2013 why don’t legs shave themselves
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I love this man so much
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word